March 2011
10 posts
Anonymous asked: are you from melbourne?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Overheard: Mother of the Year
nostrich:
“SHIT!”
“Chelsea, stop swearing!”
“TWAT!”
“I’m so sorry. She swears all the time. She picked it up from that Meet the Fockers film. I forgot it had those words in it.”
“FUCK!”
“Chelsea!”
“Wow.”
“I know. I don’t know why she swears so much, I always tell her off for it.”
“How old is she?”
“CUNT!”
“Chelsea, stop fucking swearing or I’ll fucking smack you so hard! … She’s two.”
February 2011
13 posts
“Sticks and stones are hard on bones
Aimed with angry art,
Words can sting like...”
– Phyllis McGinley, “Ballade of Lost Objects,” 1954 (via via-eyes)
It's been a while since we talked last, Isn't it...
