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Overheard: Mother of the Year
“SHIT!”
“Chelsea, stop swearing!”
“TWAT!”
“I’m so sorry. She swears all the time. She picked it up from that Meet the Fockers film. I forgot it had those words in it.”
“FUCK!”
“Chelsea!”
“Wow.”
“I know. I don’t know why she swears so much, I always tell her off for it.”
“How old is she?”
“CUNT!”
“Chelsea, stop fucking swearing or I’ll fucking smack you so hard! … She’s two.”
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